Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Dust Abraham Lincoln freed a nation

Abraham Lincoln freed a nation but couldn't free himself from being the default clip art for every guy who needs a constitutional excuse to shotgun a beer at noon

flanked by "EST 1935" to the left and a baseball graphic reading "CLASS D" to the right

joining a circuit of small towns across Kentucky

Founding a nation over a dinner argument set a precedent we honor every Thanksgiving

Elegant navy script reads "The Sea Gull" above serif capitals reading "HOTEL POOL AND CABANA COLONY

Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Dust Abraham Lincoln freed a nationDrinking from a garden hose that's been baking on asphalt since June was an entire generation's hydration plan. Somehow we all turned out fine, or at least functional enough to joke about it. The Details: Bold black lowercase retro rounded text reads "raised on hose water and neglect" in a stacked centered layout. Below, a green hand drawn illustration depicts the end of a garden hose spraying water in an uneven splatter pattern. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe